You feel an intense, out-of-the-skin awareness of your living self-your truest self, the human being you want to be and then become by the force of wanting it. All around you things are purely living, and you among them, and the aliveness makes you tremble. After a firefight, there is always the immense pleasure of aliveness. At its core, perhaps, war is just another name for death, and yet any soldier will tell you, if he tells the truth, that proximity to death brings with it a corresponding proximity to life. Technoblade out.“To generalize about war is like generalizing about peace. And I hope you all go on to live long, prosperous, and happy lives. I hope you guys enjoyed my content, and that I made some of you laugh. If I had another hundred lives, I think I would choose to be Technoblade again every single time, as those were the happiest years of my life. Thank you all for supporting my content over the years. I don't wanna put any dead-brother peer pressure on them. My siblings are goin' to college-well, if they want to. Thousands of creepy online dudes trying to get overly personal, going, 'Oh, hey, Dave, how's it going?' Sorry for selling out so much in the past year, but thanks to everyone that bought hoodies, plushies, and channel memberships. I had one of my siblings call me Dave one time in a deleted video from 2016, and it was one of the most successful pranks we've ever done. So let's sit down, and have one final chat. Techno: This is why we have a Geneva Convention. Techno: That is just straight up a- that's not like a metaphorical, there's no hyperbole, that's just straight-up what a war crime is. Bro that is straight-up the worst thing to happen to those orphans. Phil: Lemme just grab one of these boats real quick - see you later. Techno: It's like their tombstones! Every one of those boats was a person, with a family. Like millions of voices just cried out, and then were silenced. I just felt, a great disturbance in the Force. (The Airstrike Obliterates the Villager Adoption Agency) (Summons an Airstrike in the midst of the villagers) (noticing Phil) Phil, we're gonna kill so many- Phil, think about what you're doing. Techno: I just deported all the failures. Pete: How did you get an entire village of villagers here? Techno: This is most certainly a war crime. Phil: Is this gonna be a war crime, I think.? That's a Ravenclaw thing! Get outta here! If you were Hufflepuff, you wouldn't be taking online quizzes to find out what faction you are in a book. Ok, you're not Slytherin, you're not cool, you're not edgy, you are obsessing over a children's book, that means you're Ravenclaw - that's what Ravenclaws do: they obsess over books. Anyone debating, what house they'd be, in a children's book, is clearly Ravenclaw. Alright? Hufflepuff accepts everyone who wasn't good enough, to get into the other houses, which already sucked so if they're in Hufflepuff, you know they're bad. See the only reason the main characters were in Gryffindor is because they have plot armor - if you don't have plot armor, Gryffindor is for stupid people alright, that's just how it works. Gryffindor, has all the- all the dumb people. So like Slytherin, Slytherin has all the White Supremacists in it. Way cooler way.Īlright, look at all the faction houses alright? Way cooler, it's a claw, alright? Doors, Inns, Puffs, they suck. All the other houses suck.Īll of the Gryffindor Houses, they have uh- look at the last part of the name "Gryffindor"? "-dor". It's very clearly Ravenclaw Ravenclaw is just objectively the superior Hogwarts House, alright? All the other houses suck. The moral of the story here, is that if you see a murder being committed you should immediately call them a boomer.ĭon't do that, that's a terrible idea. And it's not gonna convince them, because these are not the type of people that listen to reason. don't- don't do murders' and hope that convinces them. All you can do is say 'yo murder is cringe. There's not really anything anyone can do about that. The thing is, when you got 50,000 people, a few of them are gonna be serial killers. You guys, you guys don't have to worry about this. I saw a couple comments that were like "oh my god, I can't believe what this community has become". It was just a couple of morons being toxic who were promptly laughed at. It's just, I think a lot of people saw the statement without knowing the full context and were like 'something terrible has happened' and got really worried when really everything was fine. I mean, I didn't clown on anyone that didn't deserve to be clowned on.
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